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Thursday, June 16, 2005

This evening, Tamarih and I went to a performance called Ancient Culture or something featuring a group called Torotoro. It was Tamarih's first experience of a Maori cultural performance and our first view of an event as part of the Montreal Fringe Festival.

It was pretty intense, and quite impressive with just two guys dancing around in thongs (or not) and loin(ish) cloths. Most of the maori/polynesian performances I've seen in New Zealand were fairly large affairs with 20 or so dudes thumping, screaming, showing the white of their eyes and sticking their tongues out. I know that there are maori words for each of these gestures which give a little more dignity to the event than I can express in English, but I'm more Canadian now than New Zealand I guess. (I can't say that without thinking of Obi Wan Kenobi talking to Luke in the 'Return of the Jedi' when he describes Anakin Skywalker as "... more machine now, than man. Twisted, and evil.'')

Tamarih is very happy tonight. A meeting with her client for her masters went very well. This means that there is only a couple of meetings to go before the intervention. I'm not entirely certain what this means, but it means that she starts writing her 50 page (plus appendices) thesis soon, and then her masters will be done! Yaay. I get her back.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Okay, so I'll attempt to start writing again. Of course the easiest thing to do is to complain.

I signed up for google news alerts a long time ago. Just one mind you, and just for the keyword 'UAV'. So this morning I received a reference to an article about 'Lockheed Martin Tests Folding Plane'. In this article is wonderful evidence of the real speed of aerospace development. Early in the document they say, 'Ooh, we heard a customer (i.e. US Military) say they could use a better way to bomb the sh*t out of somebody (i.e. duh..) and we thought hey, we'll make the wings fold and it will get better strike performance. So we sent some engineers to Skunk works and we had a prototype in a couple of months.'

Yeah, right. A large military aerospace company doing something on it's own coin within a couple of months? Come on, this is real science fiction. Am I reading the correct article, or some crackpot blog?

Later in the article, the truth is revealed. The dudes, take their baby out for some ground tests and they run into a ditch and bust a landing gear. That's okay they'll just fix it with some cunning Skunk Works genius right... no. It takes a year for a replacement to arrive. What happened to four months to build the freaking prototype?

Then it says, 'Lockheed will replace the landing gear with their own money'. The project is actually funded by DARPA. Huh, didn't the original Lockheed dude imply that they did this development because they 'heard' about a need, implying they were all gung-ho and audacious? There is only one audacious UAV company that I've heard of. I'm just a little annoyed they want to have so many humans in the loop.

So, how is that? I'd love to talk about my work like John Carmack does, but I wouldn't feel very comfortable. There is a neat photo blog from the Mojave Desert, but I took my digital camera apart a little while ago. Then I'd need all that disk space.

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